Funny Fathers Day Quotes for DIY Fathers Day Cards
We are inundated with dad jokes all year long; it never ends for some of us. Father’s Day is our turn. We can use these funny Fathers Day quotes to give him a dose of his own medicine. They are perfect for DIY cards or gift tags.
These funny Fathers Day quotes provide a better way to make DIY cards for dads or even the father figures in our lives. The greatest gift we can give them is acknowledgement.
One day a year, we acknowledge the old man who helped in raising kids. Of course, we should be showing our love and respect for our dads all year long. However, this is the day we go above and beyond for our dads.
This is our chance to get him something special, maybe not a world’s best dad mug, but something different. We can even add another layer of something special to the mix. We’re talking DIY cards.
DIY cards are far better than the bland, “Happy Fahter’s Day” cards we find on store shelves. That’s because we can customize the cards on this special day. Customizing it means we can give dad a taste of his own medicine.
It is the perfect time to break out some dad jokes. After all, the dad quotes we get straight from him have always been dad jokes. Some of them have given us a good laugh, but others were just cringe.
Dads think they are the funniest people on earth; they are wrong. Our responsibility is to be a great kid for a good dad and beat him at his own game. This is all just for the joy of laughter.
The important thing is that we give our dads heartfelt messages, and if it comes out a little sarcastic with a dash of dad jokes sprinkled on top, that’s okay too. Just remember that he is not just a regular guy, he is working an often thankless job, and this handmade card will also remind him.
Funny Fathers Day Quotes
“You are the luckiest dad in the world. I’d love to have me as a daughter.”
The hardest thing about being a dad is admitting that your kids aren’t lucky; you are. The best fathers deserve to know just how lucky they are to have you in their lives. This DIY Fathers Day card quote will get the job done, and maybe even a dad laugh.
“I wouldn’t want to roll my eyes at anyone else’s jokes. Happy Father’s Day, Dad!”
A good father will surely be filled with jokes that only they think are funny. They aren’t perfect; they are human beings. Luckily, they know that we are rolling our eyes at their jokes.
It is about time we give them something to roll their eyes at. These funny Fathers Day quotes will help.
“Happy Father’s Day to my favorite uber driver.”
Being a great dad also means being a taxi driver. They take us to school, friend’s houses, and games all while listning to the same children’s song and dealing with kids farts the whole time. Let’s show them we are grateful for all of the support.
“Worst. Jokes. Best. Dad.”
The look on dad’s face when you let him know in this Father’s Day message that his jokes are terrible, but he is still a great father, will be amazing. It is the perfect way to break the news to him. Though he surely already knows.
“It is admirable for a dad to take his son fishing, but there is a special place in heaven for a dad who takes his daughter shopping.”
Being an amazing dad also means spreading the dad jokes among his kids. He will have a profound influence on each kid, so make it count. They shouldn’t just be going with his 3-year-old son to games.
He should also be taking his daughter out shopping every now and then.
“The best part of Father’s Day is when your kids buy you something nice with your money.”
Let’s face it, the gift we buy our dads will probably be with their own money. That is why these funny Father’s Day quotes are so important. They are part of the one thing we didn’t use his money on: heartfelt quotes for DIY cards.
“Dad, I can never repay you. Literally. Happy Father’s Day, Dad!”
This is the one day of the year when we give a little something back to our dads. The truth is, this might be the only time we get them something besides our love. Make it a very rewarding experience.
“5-Star Dad: Would definitely listen to his dad jokes again.”
The sweetest hearts are those who leave good reviews, not just bad ones. Let’s turn Father’s Day into a performance review and let dad know that he is kicking butt.
“If at first you don’t succeed, call dad.”
There is one person we can rely on no matter what: Dad. Your dad may have terrible jokes, and it may feel like he doesn’t quite understand you. Spoiler alert, he doesn’t. However, he does love you and will jump the instant you need his help.
“Finding another dad who can grill like you is totally medium-rare.”
The worst part about these funny Fathers Day quotes is that there is only enough space for one or two on a DIY card. Might as well make multiple cards so dad can really feel the revenge, we mean love, feel the love.
Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there, funny or not.
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