There are plenty of ways people will start their new year. Many people will be spending the first day of the year with loved ones and others with friends. But you can include some funny New Year quotes to share a laugh with whomever you plan to start the year alongside.

Funny New Year quotes can help us share some laughter at our New Years Eve Party and start the new year with a laugh. New Year’s Eve is the time when we say goodbye to the old year and hello to the new one.

We do so with family, friends, and a drink or two. There are other New Year’s Eve traditions, like the midnight toast and kiss, but not much else. We make our own traditions for this special holiday that is celebrated around the world.

That means we have the freedom to add whatever we’d like to the night. One thing we can add is the first laugh of the new year. Laughing is a great way to start the year on a healthy note.

Did you know that laughing is a natural stress reliever? They say that laughter is the best medicine, and there is actual science behind that idea. Studies have shown that simply laughing can relieve pain, reduce stress, boost immune systems, relax the body, and much more.

That is why starting the year with a laugh also means starting your year on a healthy note. We also know that laughing is contagious. People love to laugh, and sharing jokes is a great way to give someone else a case of the funny.

Sharing a joke can also bring people closer together. Simply put, laughing at 12:01 a.m. on New Year’s Day is a fantastic idea for everyone. There is nothing easier than joking about New Year’s Day, either.

The drinks are flowing, people are making mistakes, and pointing them out will lead to a great time for everyone. The question is, where will we find that laugh? These funny New Year quotes could help you get that laugh going with friends and family.

You can share them with anyone and everyone so that everyone starts the year off with a dose of some of the best medicine: laughter.

Funny New Year Quotes

“I’m still the same person I was last year-now I’m just hung over.”

“‘Out with the old, in with the new’ is a fitting expression for a holiday that is based on vomiting.” 

“I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.”

“I’m a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser.” -Robert Paul

“So tonight I’m going to party like it’s 1999.” -Prince

“Before I agree to the new year, I need to see some terms & conditions.”

“First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” -F. Scott Fitzgerald

“Deep breaths are very helpful at shallow parties.” -Barbara Walters

“I’m gonna order a pizza five minutes before the new year, and when they arrive, I will say, ‘I ordered this a year ago!” 

“My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions.”

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