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Best Funny Drinking Toasts

Funny drinking toasts are the perfect way to liven up any evening out with friends. Entertain your group with these witty, heartfelt, and goofy toasts!

Funny drinking toasts are the perfect way to liven up any evening out with friends. Entertain your group with these witty, heartfelt, and goofy toasts!
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When you are having a drink with some friends it’s often customary to propose a toast! Funny drinking toasts are way more appropriate in my circle of friends than the typical “cheers”. If we’re out for a night of drinking with our friends or pals, things should be fun and interesting!

Funny drinking toasts are the perfect way to liven up any evening out with friends. Entertain your group with these witty, heartfelt, and goofy toasts!

Entertain your group of friends with these funny drinking toasts!

If you like to be the jokester or fancy yourself the witty one in the group then you have to check out these funny drinking toasts. You can’t go wrong with some of these for your next night out. There are a few funny ones in here that are also heartfelt…can’t let them forget that you really care! I love that a funny drinking toast can liven up the mood of any evening out or party with friends. It’s never a bad time to have a laugh, it’s the best medicine after all.

If you are setting up your home to entertain you can’t go wrong with a stylish bar. Include plenty of glasses, drink mixing supplies, decorations, gadgets, and a wine cooler. Soon the drinks and the toasts will be flowing like water!

Funny drinking toasts are the perfect way to liven up any evening out with friends. Entertain your group with these witty, heartfelt, and goofy toasts!

“To those who have seen us at our best and seen us at our worst and can’t tell the difference.”

Hey, we’ve all been there at one time or another. This one makes me smile and cringe at the same time. It’s always funny remembering those nights that didn’t go quite as planned!

Funny drinking toasts are the perfect way to liven up any evening out with friends. Entertain your group with these witty, heartfelt, and goofy toasts!

“May we be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows we’re dead.”

This one is funny but also a little true! Living it up until the very end, enjoying all of the fun moments that we possibly can, it’s a pretty good idea. Even funny drinking toasts can have a lesson buried deep inside!

Funny drinking toasts are the perfect way to liven up any evening out with friends. Entertain your group with these witty, heartfelt, and goofy toasts!

“Here’s to the nights we’ll never remember with the friends we’ll never forget.”

A classic but oh so true. Those fun nights out with friends are important every now and then.

Funny drinking toasts are the perfect way to liven up any evening out with friends. Entertain your group with these witty, heartfelt, and goofy toasts!

“May we get what we want, what we need, and never what we deserve.”

This is a pretty clever funny drinking toast! It might not be a pretty sight if we always got what we deserved. It’s a nice sentiment, only the good stuff!

Funny drinking toasts are the perfect way to liven up any evening out with friends. Entertain your group with these witty, heartfelt, and goofy toasts!

“To those that wish us well; the rest can go to hell.”

Some nights you just have to be surrounded by the people who want nothing but amazing things for your life. Here’s a toast for the good ones 🙂

Funny drinking toasts are the perfect way to liven up any evening out with friends. Entertain your group with these witty, heartfelt, and goofy toasts!

“Take everything in moderation, including moderation.”

Goes right along with my favorite reminder about “not taking life too seriously”. It’s important to remember that moderation only gets you so far…then tequila takes you the rest of the way!

Funny drinking toasts are the perfect way to liven up any evening out with friends. Entertain your group with these witty, heartfelt, and goofy toasts!

“May we all have the chance to prove that money can’t make us happy.”

Hey, who doesn’t want riches for their friends. When we’re out drinking we all want to be rich and famous right?!? Money might not be able to buy happiness but we’d all like the chance to try!

Funny drinking toasts are the perfect way to liven up any evening out with friends. Entertain your group with these witty, heartfelt, and goofy toasts!

“A toast to bread, without bread there would be no toast.”

This one is a little goofy but what good would a funny drinking toast list be without at least one horribly cheesy option!

Funny drinking toasts are the perfect way to liven up any evening out with friends. Entertain your group with these witty, heartfelt, and goofy toasts!

“Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.”

An oldie but goodie. Such a strange combo and an odd idea but it’s about as classic as it gets for a funny drinking toast!

Funny drinking toasts are the perfect way to liven up any evening out with friends. Entertain your group with these witty, heartfelt, and goofy toasts!

“Here’s to a long life and a happy one, a quick death and an easy one, a good man and an honest one, a cold pint… and another one.”

Okay so this one isn’t very unique and I’ve heard it quite often in the past but it’s a good one! It’s another one that could be confused as a little bit sentimental because it’s got good vibes. It works the funny in there at the end!

Funny drinking toasts are the perfect way to liven up any evening out with friends. Entertain your group with these witty, heartfelt, and goofy toasts!

“May our sons have rich fathers and beautiful mothers!”

We have to end with a great one, it’s an amazing funny drinking toast. We want great things for our kids right?!?! Perfect.

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Written by Amy

Amy is a flip flop loving OC mom, wife, social lady, and writer with a fondness for fitness, travel, margaritas, red wine and a good cup of coffee - in no certain order.

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