Tequila is a fickle mistress. You never know when she’s going to come calling your name or what might happen once you answer the call. One thing is for sure. We have all been there at one time or another! Here are some hilarious tequila quotes that you may actually remember.
If you’ve never fallen victim to the lure of tequila and all that it promises you in the dark of night…or the middle of the day, then you are probably winning at life somewhere right now. For the rest of you, I understand; I’ve been there too.
The wonderful thing is that there are some hilarious tequila quotes you may actually remember after the pain of the next day wears off! If you need to get pumped up first, we have you covered there too with this post. The key to a memorable quote is enjoyable content.
Since we know tequila is always enjoyable content, we’re all set, right?! Check out these magnificent quotes about the most unique and memorable booze of all.
“I wonder if there is a margarita out there somewhere thinking about me, too.”
“Trust me, you can dance” – Tequila
“One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor!”
“Stop trying to make everybody happy, you’re not tequila!”
“Forget tacos, can we celebrate Tequila Tuesday?”
There’s more quotes to check out here at Best of Life. These sarcastic quotes for men are pretty great! Sarcasm never goes out of style! Quotes like these go hand in hand with some hilarious tequila quotes.
“Tequila is like duct tape, it fixes nearly everything.”
“I always take life with a grain of salt…plus a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila.”
“I vote for tequila!”
“Exercise makes you look and feel good naked…so does tequila, your choice!”
“Don’t be shy, send that 12th unanswered text!” – Tequila
If you are drinking tequila to forget about work, these quotes to stay positive at work might help you get through the rest of your week! Positivity can’t solve all of your problems but it can probably make life a little easier.
“I’m on the tequila diet. So far I’ve lost 2 days.”
“Tequila is a sneaky bitch.”
“Life isn’t always tacos and tequila…but it should be.”
“Tequila probably won’t fix your problems but it’s worth a shot.”
“I didn’t text you. Tequila did.”
Before you raise your final glass of the night, check out some of these great toasts for inspiration. You and tequila can give the best toast of the night…I believe in you!
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