Adults everywhere are working towards the weekend, every week. The weekend gives us a chance to relax, hit the snooze button one more time, and drink responsibly. Most people use motivational quotes to get through the work week but we like to use funny alcohol quotes to keep us motivated for the weekend.
“It’s five o’clock somewhere!” is one of the more common and overused funny alcohol quotes. That’s not to say it isn’t true most of the time, well, some of the time. But there are far funnier alcohol quotes you could be used instead. These quotes will help you breathe new life into your days.
But most importantly, they will remind you of why you work so hard. You could use these quotes to think about that awesome glass of whiskey or about your next vodka shot. Each sip takes you to a level of relaxation that you’ve wanted all week long. Speaking of drinking responsibly…
Funny Alcohol Quotes
“To me, ‘drink responsibly’ means don’t spill it.”
“Alcohol. Because no great story began with a salad.”
“I doubt Vodka is the answer but it’s worth a shot.”
“In wine there is wisdom, in beer, there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.”
“Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. When life is a bitch, beer is a must.”
“If you can’t be happy at least you can be drunk.”
“Hakuna ma’ vodka. It means no memories for the rest of your night.”
“I finally quit drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.”
“You look like I need another drink.”
“Step aside coffee, this is a job for alcohol.”
“I didn’t text you. Jack Daniels did.”
“You can’t buy happiness. You can buy wine and that’s kind of the same thing.”
“And then beer said, “Put that on Facebook, it’s hilarious!” But beer was wrong. So very wrong.”
“Of course size matters. No one wants a small glass of wine.”
“Why limit happy to an hour?”
You work to pay bills, to keep a roof over your head, sometimes because you love it. But the more common reason is to make it to the weekend and have a drink or two responsibly.
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